Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Mobile!

I thought we were going to have to hang out with the three d-o-g-s but we did something called "flying" to a place called DFW and then Smelly Man got on the wrong train and we almost missed the next bird to Mobile, Alabama.  There are lots of fishy smells here and if memory serves March has an R in it so we can get an oyster po' boy. 

We are back at what SM calls "work" but it mostly seems to be a lot of talking to me.  There are plenty of shorebirds and ducks around here to chase so why we sit in a room with a bunch of two legs all day is beyond my comprehension.  At least ACS is not here!  

Tomorrow we go to the facility for obviation or something like that.  I hope Miss Janet or Miss Tiare or Mr. Jim are there.  They are fun, unlike SM. 

Working 9:00 to 5:00

Today Smelly Man took me to a nice place with lots of varmints in the trees, but then we sat inside all day long.  The only highlight was Messy Man who dropped a piece of ham (5 second rule: meaning it was all eaten within 5 seconds).  It probably tasted good.

A green lee-zard or skank or something had the audacity to walk across the sidewalk during my "lunch break" which involved no lunch and a short trip to the grassy knoll.  I scared her right off though.  Then a nice long nap before my snooze. 

All in all, a good day in Gulf Shores.  Smelly man wants some oysters for dinner so I am hoping for a crumb or two.  He says we are going Cajun but I think he means commando. 



Saturday, March 17, 2012

A Very Blustery Day

Smelly Man and the Nice Lady took us to do something called "camping" in the dry place.  A strong wind blew all sorts of dust up my nose and Rudy got overwrought with excitement.   There was a People Park where lots of four-legs were bringing their people for a bit of a walk which was quite fortunate as several of the four-legs made deposits on the lawn.  Right nice grass it was, too.  We chased a bird which SM called a Rote-Runner.  Later, the wind made the rolling house rock a little which made for a nice series of naps.  We also got some new food which Rudy calls Yuk-a-Nu-Ba.  When the sun comes up, we are going for a ride in the metal tube. 

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

At the Groomers

Smelly Man got his fur trimmed once he got away from the Big White Building.  Lots of two-legs were there and the cave was redolent with exotic chemicals.  I passed out on the floor and everyone thought I was doing a great down-stay.  

SM looks a little better but he stills smells like a New Jersey moorland.  The fur trimmings were everywhere--really disgusting to have all that hair flying about.  He says he was really tired of the long hair but he knew it was irritating Mr. Tail-Duck.  So puerile!  

Last Day at the Big White Building

I think this must be my last day at the Big White Building.  At least, I am getting tons of attention/treats and some lady extruded a salty drop from her eye onto my nose.  Licked it right off though.

I get to go to the vets for some vacillations this afternoon.  Then we pick up those annoying dogs from Miss Babette's.  I get excited to leave them there each morning but the smelly man keeps going back to get them.